This two-year-old, in highchair, sings about toys from McDonald's
While eating in a Mexican place owned by McDonald's.

Ah, writer's block! Halt scribe work! I stare through the glass.
No inspiration tonight found in storefronts or McDonald's.

A girl once licked the priest's palm when taking the wafer.
Her punishment, ordained by Mom: each Sunday, no McDonald's.

A Japanese man believes that his people will be taller, blonder, whiter,
After one thousand years of eating McDonald's.

Talk to women at universities—ask them, you'll see:
There are two distinct reasons why they don't like McDonald's.

I never drink Coke but as a kid with Grandma
On trips to the Farm when we'd stop at McDonald's.

I hear her whispering "I'm sorry"—to herself?—between each spasm.
I've never gone back into a restroom in McDonald's.

We walked home the bad way after school, and the boys peed down the hill.
But after that our neighbor bought me a twist cone at McDonald's.

He doesn't yet recognize his own written name, but knows
Logos: Teletubbies, Kraft, and McDonald's.

Discussing where to get food on the way.
Unbelievable: Did somebody say McDonald's?!?

The people in line watch the self-proclaimed prophet.
He holds up "THE END IS NEAR" outside of this McDonald's.

Humanity, jen in Chinese, is a vehicle of Buddhism.
But even some Buddhists will eat at McDonald's.